ONE MILLION ASTRAL GREETINGS
The Cartographer's Guild welcomes you to their home page on the internet.
Founded in 1917 during the height of the Great War, the Cartographer's Guild has dedicated itself to the science of repelling alien entities from planet Earth through means such as: the use of elaborate maps, cryptographic puzzles, complex equations, and cosmic rituals. In the past century, the Guild has repelled at least two specific invasions.
The Guild's secondary objective is the pursuit of mastery over the art of golf, as we believe that the sport contains within it the key to unlocking the secrets of reality itself.
For inquiries or membership applications, please contact us by sending a carrier pigeon bearing the following coordinates:
CARTOGRAPHER'S GUILD
Latitude: 0° 6' 36.0612" N
Longitude: -168° 46' 27.48" W
We strongly advise against attempting to physically locate our headquarters as this address will appear to be located within the Pacific Ocean. This is intentional, as the building is located on the lost continent of Mu (or Lemuria upon your insistence).
There's More!
On January 21st of the year the Kali Yuga is to end the Cartographer's Guild will be hosting a GOLF GETAWAY! Mark it down on your calendars; you don't want to miss it! To RSVP, please simply think about attending; we'll come and find you on that day.
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